Hello Allah

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Its Goodbye Kitty and Hello Allah from this suicide bomber cat. On its way to heaven and its 72 vestal virgins. Though what a cute female kitty-cat will do with seventy two virgins I've no idea.

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December 21st, 2007 at 10:21 pm

You’re not being ironic, you’re being sarcastic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

December 22nd, 2007 at 12:26 am

hahaha this is funny…not really…that too was sarcasm

December 22nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm

Tom – No i’m being Ironic, specifically

“Socratic irony takes place when someone (classically a teacher) pretends to be foolish or ignorant, to expose the ignorance of another”

However in pointing out that Americans don’t know what irony is, I was being sarcastic.

Jesus – Stick to curing the sick and dying for our sins. Your attempt at humour and / or insults are really poor.

March 26th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

what are you talking about, You know what, your attempt at humour was not only humiliating but racist aswell. i hope allah punishes you for your disgusting insults. Rot In Hell!

March 26th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Superior –

There is nothing racist about this. Suicide bombers can be of any race and so can believers of Allah.

As to being punished by Allah, I look forward to my atheistic arse being sent to hell so that I can spend eternity laughing at Jews, Christians, Scientologists, Sikhs and all the other god fearing people who choose the wrong religion to believe in.

March 26th, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Hey you should be carfeul with such stuff…..
Thats a kind of racism and you really don’t know what youre talking about…..
To make fun of other religions or people can be dangerous …..
BE CAREFUL

April 2nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm

how dare you blatantly lie and say that there nothing racist about it. Well, youve just contridicted yourself, by insulting other peoples religions. as someone has already told you before be careful with what you say as you clearly dont have a clue with what your talking about. Its fair enough you dont believe in a religion but if you were a half way decent person you will have to learn to respect other peoples beliefs and religions

April 2nd, 2008 at 7:30 pm

IT WAS TO U CHRIS

April 2nd, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Superior –

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, racism is a belief or ideology that all members of each racial group possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially to distinguish it as being either superior or inferior to another racial group or racial groups.

Please note, the word “race”, e.g. white, black, arab etc.

Followers of the Muslim faith number about 1.3-1.5 billion people, roughly one-fifth of the world population. This community is spread across many different races, nations and ethnic groups connected only by religion.

There are Muslims of all races, all ethnic groups and all colours.

So whilst this image may be offensive to you, it is not racist.

Chris

P.s. If this image is so offensive, why do you keeping coming back to look at it?

April 27th, 2008 at 5:06 am

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! ALLAH WILL PUT U BURNING IN HELL

April 27th, 2008 at 9:58 am

Dear “You Fag Bag”

I sure Mohamed would be very proud of your comments.

If he were alive today, I’m sure he would spend his time writing rude messages on web sites instead of preaching peace and understanding.

Chris

May 8th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Fuck Allah & islam! Now, come get me copper! Ha Ha

December 24th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

to John holmes,
What the hell are you talking about you sad, low piece of crap. Just because you have no belief and are hollow doesnt meen you have the right to insult islam. You are surely going to go to hell! and I hope ypu do! I swear some people are just past redemption and you are one of them!

February 3rd, 2009 at 3:59 am

fuck allah, fuck you and fuck anyone who is of islamic faith. Fuck You All. I am an American and we are NOT!!!! brought up to hate or spread hate, but i will not sit here and listen to this shit. Fuck you Allah, your god who says it’s okay to kill. It’s not okay to kill anyone for any reason. Fuck all you towelheads, wait till you bring this war to our soil, then you’ll really see the POWER OF THE U.S MILITARY. We will bury all of you fucking sand jihad faggots!!!!

February 3rd, 2009 at 12:37 pm

Dear “America Says Fuck Allah”

Thank you for demonstrating why Americans are hated around the world.

The idea that Americans are not brought up to hate or spread hate is somewhat laughable given your country’s history of Native American genocides, anti-communist wars, slavery and racism.

You may of also missed the fact the Christen God also says it is OK to kill and on many different occasions, either directly or through his followers, killed innocent people.

And, myopic friend, you have also missed the rather significant fact that the ‘towelheads’ have already brought the war to US soil in a little event called 9/11. That demonstrated exactly powerful the US military is.

Chris

February 6th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

i’m a muslim, and i dun find it insulting at all. the person just publishing a drawing critising islam, all he’s doing is exercising his freedom of expression, is that so wrong.

to all the not believers, i hope you do not confuse islam with islamic extremism, our religion is a peaceful one.

to all my fellow brothers of islam, if you truly feel this is insulting and degrading, rest with peace knowing that he will be punish in jahanam. let us not waste our breath and insult this people (with crude words especially)

to all the fanatic pro-american pro-bush netizen, bush’s reign of terror has ended and we all look forward to a greater america under obama. i think u should look at problems back at home before thinking of iraq and afghanistan. some of the soldiers are homeless bcos of the mortgage crisis and the world is suffering bcos of some greedy wallstreet-ders. wats the point of such a powerful military wen americans are suffering?

February 6th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Shaik,

Thank you for your message. It is the most intelligent comment I’ve received.

Go in peace my friend.

Chris

July 30th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Chris,

To me, you’ve grouped together two of the Evils of our society, extremism (islamic in this case, but I guess that’s because it’s the trend nowadays) and hello kitty. And you’ve laughed at them. That’s the ultimate exorcism.

I love you.
Cheers

Claudia

August 5th, 2009 at 12:24 am

fuck u usa
fuck u uk

August 10th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

I can insult islam or anything else I want to. It’s not like you or any other fanatic can do anything about it but whine and complain. What are you gonna do, cut my head off?lol. Good luck chump. If you want me you have to come get me fucker and I got something for your arse. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

August 27th, 2009 at 1:29 am

FUCK ALL YOU non blivers white trashes lmao allah will bur your guts and you can laugh at him all yuo want hes gonna punish you so fucking bad youll yell for your mama

August 27th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

Kinda like the way mohamad punished that goats arse eh? Besides, I’m really laughing at people like you, impotent wimp. You cheap, stinking bottle of chip oil. Come out and get it in the yarbbles, if you have any yarbbles. lmao.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

December 10th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Chris-
Look I’ll clear something up for you chris I do not think I am superior to anyone or anything ok, I was pointing out thet the lord is supperior and that is what we really have to remember, we are a small part of an expanding galaxy. Second I have looked at your comments on the incredibly disgusting, and low predijuces that some people can express (yes thats you Johny boyo) and to be completeley honest I’d have to say I overreated by saying you should burn in hell, I admit. I was wrong. What i will say Is that YOU should understand how offensive this reaaly is. Your making a mockery of what the TRUE message of islam is.
Going and killing inncocent cilvilians, strangers or anyone is not written in the Quran, and all this about jihadism and a holy war????. Mate look do you know what jihad actually means? how many times have you read the Quran? or its translation just to see what this media frenzied concept is. You seem like an intelligent man so I advise you to read upon it.
I am indeeed a proud mulim, and what I will not stand for is the distorted and totally untrue extremeist veiw of islam become the only knowledge other people around the world have of this PEACEFUL faith. These insane lunatics who go around preaching under the name of isalm to kill through bombing are OUTSIDE OF ISLAM, you know wot that means? It means that they are no longer muslims ok so in actuall fact they are none other than crazed athiests who long to spread fear and terony. So please, do not assoociate this with islam. As you will see there are muslims who can demostrate peaceful and reasoned debate like `Shaik’ , so why can’t you accept the facts?
I hope you understand that there have been terrorists for centuries. Those who have preached under a religion, e.g; the knights templers who slaughterd thousadns of men, women and children, even the old all in the name of christainity ( slaughterd is an immense undersstatement-the women were ridiculed before death,children and the old hacked to bits). However, in actuall fact they were not fighting for christianity, this is the idea they wanted the world to think. They were actually cult members of the free masonry who were charged with numerous offenses (including apostasy, idolatry, heresy, “obscene rituals”. And as you know these acts are totally against christianity, and are blasphemeous under any circunstance in the christian prospective.
This is what these `extremeists’ are doing. Using the excuse of Islam or a holy war to kill. Yes it is evil, and wrong. But we are experiencing countless deaths on bothsides, more so on the helpless muslim civilians in the devastated Iraq, palestine and now pakistan. Did you know that so much nuclear waste from nuclear bobmings from the U.S and british armies have been dumped at the helpless civilians that now in Iraq most children are being born deformed, with not fully formed limbs and bodyparts? Hmm? did you? So it is not only the fact that there has been a mass population decrease due to the iraqis being bobmed to smithereens, but also that there futher generations will be affected due to the nuclear radiation which had infiltrated the iraqi soil. It is trully unspeakable how these `noble’ world powers think they have the right to do this, why? Oh thats right just beacuse they can, Chris thats the truth they invaded iraq illegally and raided its country of its oil and resources and left its nation to pick up its pieces.

We can sit here and argue till we are blue in the face but the bottom line is that you should appreciate the serioseness of the issue. Yeh its only a cat cartoon hoding a bomb, and wearing a burkah saying hello allah. But in terms of isalm , i would say you should change it to `hello hell’. Because thats the only place these terrosista will be in. I don’t believe in terrorism or extremeism in any way, shape or form on either end of the specrtrum. Whether its these bombers or the western armies. ITS WRONG!

I know i’ve been babbling on but I needed to get my point across to everyone even those who will try to insult islam. When you point your finger at anyone, there are always three fingers pointing back, so I suggest we should all step back and take a look at ourselves before we care to judge anyone else. i am a firm believer of freedom of speech, but if I knew that what i said would offend million around they world then i would shut my mouth.

peace.
Salaam wa alaykum. (peace be with you)

December 12th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

@ The commenter previous known as Superior

Whilst I appreciate the time and effort you have taken to comment on this issue, you do seem to be confused.

You seem to think that just because I insulted Islam that:

a) I don’t know how insulting I’m being

b) That I support all the terrible things done in the name of Christianity.

You are wrong on both counts.

The Hello Allah image is deliberately insulting. I did it in full knowledge of how insulting it would be.

It is the duty of art to shock and provoke a response and this is just my humble effort along that well travelled road. If I changed this image to ‘Hello Hell’ it would loose all its meaning.

By insulting people’s believes, I hope that they might stop and ask themselves “Why am I insulted?”.

If Allah is so great and good, why is he threaten by a third rate image tucked away in some forgotten corner of the internet.

Is your god so weak that he can be harmed by this?

As to supporting Christianity’s dubious record? Well bugger that!

All religion is stupid.

The race, creed or belief make no difference.

If you believe there is a god(s) you are either stupid, mentally deranged or just unable to face the fact that there is no meaning to life other than the one we bring to it.

There is no god.

There is only a cold, hard and uncaring universe.

There is no good. There is no evil. There is only the acts and deeds of individuals.

Put down your childish religion and take responsibility for your own actions.

Chris

December 12th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

~to the one known as chris
Well it seems to me that everything I had said to you was a waste of time.
Chris,seriously do I have to explain myself over and over. i stated you LOOK like an intelligent man, however I stand corrected.

No 1. I am not confused, in fact I am in perfect health and state of mind. I know exactly what I am , what i believe and I know exactly what is right and what is wrong. Your approach and reply to what I had said to you is, entirely WRONG.

I did not say you SUPPORT christianity or the ones who had distorted its meaning, ok mate. I had given you an example, of what the EXTREMeists are doing to my faith along with 1.3-1.5 billion others around the world. DECENT people can participate in reasoned debate, they can at least TRY to understand what the other is saying, and take in what has been said. Its fine that you are indeed arrogant and will stand by your stupid third rate image, it really is, but for at least one minute could you wake up and think. hmm.
(its not difficult I assure you)
You have not once said `I knew this was insulting, but im sorry for the trouble its caused, my intention was to make you think about why you are being insulted?’ NO you havent. In reality, when you insult someone the chance is you will end up with a black eye, so they really wouldnt just stand there and think `hey, why am I being insulted???’` what is the purpose and origin of my offence?’ The world doesnt work that way.

You ask me why I am insulted. I’ll tell you why. AS I HAVE BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME. I am insulted by the image because it portrays a false and incorrect representation of my gloriouse truthfull and oh so REAL relegion of islam. I dont care what you can say about religion being false. The real false one is you, have you ever sat there and wonderd what the meaning of life is? You claim it is exactly what you make of it, but my religion states that what you make of life determines the meaning of your creation. Maybe this is a little deep for you to understand so i’ll leave that out. Your small, one track mind is not able to absorb some enlightenment, nor can you feel compassion for those who are differnt from you.

Instead you have sat there defending a stupid, inncorrect and lowly concept. The picture has done nothing to me, i am not harmed – but what I cannot get across is your inabili,

I have two brain cells to rub together to know all about art and its ability to allow oneself to `express themselves’. Art is alot of things, thought pravoking it is. But the whole concept of `hello allah’ is VERY WRONG, you are representing islam through the image, no. What you have displayed is amisleading and false illustration of islam-and if it were to be correct it would be Hello hell. The meaning of this image has no real basis, and is very stupid.
My fellow human being, I have tried to be the `bigger person’ and say `hey im sorry i was wrong, shouldnt have over reacted and say burn in hell, I will spend a half hour explaining in hope of some light being shed to you’ Ive tried to be civil and explain differnt ideas and whatever, but you know what im not here to try to chnage you, im not here to convert you, NO ID RATHER NOT! Im not here to argue and argue and waste my time, but its is unforseeable how you dont get the big picture. i could have easily insulted your stupid website, and it being and I quote `a third rate image tucked away in some forgotten corner of the internet.’ but I didnt. you know why, because my beautiful religion has helped me to stray away from silly things like that.

I suggest you do not `doubt’ the lords power. He is not botherd whether you put billions of these images across the internet, ok he doesnt give a hootin hell about this stupid image.
He has creadted me, you and every one of us human beings and evrything in this universe, and you tell me when any `big bang theory’ or `string theory’ can prove the formation of the earth, and the particles and the skies and the very human essence we hold, ok. man has yet not proved the earths creation, rather came up with thories
So whilst we believe that there is something that could have done this, you sit there in your comfortable seat and criticise religions for an explanation.

You are a very sad indivisual, as you cannot grasp the concept of religion and ite truths, I could go on and on about the truths of my religion, and how the Quraan can prove scientific findings that scientisis have found now. the Quran was written thausands of years ago and people of that time did not have the technology of today. So you tell me `knower of the universe’ HOW? How could this book explain concepts that have only been discoverd in the 20th century! it has been unchanged so HOW
HOW chris, How does the world revolve, why is it in a particular axis? WHY?
There is a god, and I hope you can learn this with all my heart I really do.

the world is uncaring, (not the universe we have not explored the universe yet chris-dont mix facts with fiction) but you are forgetting that as much there is bad in this horrible world there is also good out there- you can’t deny it.
You claim that There is no good. There is no evil. There is only the acts and deeds of individuals. But surley their acts can only be described as good or evil. If someone is charged with murder it is described as evil, if someone saves a child from a burning building it is an act of good. So what is your ideology about? You are wrong and you know you are wrong.

I take full responcilbility for my actions, but the fact is are you? You know this is insulting but you cannot face the facts and you are being childish. you have a false conception of life and you are unable to expand your small mind. i am sorry that you were given the inability to absorb some good information.

Please grow up you imature fool.

Put down your childish religion and take responsibility for your own actions.

December 14th, 2009 at 9:20 pm

Well, the one positive thing is they don’t need lamps anymore because everyone must glow in the dark by now. A holliday in Hiroshima. Now there’s a town that knows how to light up the season. Baghdad could learn a few things from them, like how not to be overun in three weeks. although Hirohito should have been deposed and hung like Saddam. Goats revenge! HAHAHAHAHA!

December 21st, 2009 at 10:47 am

@God is Superior

What I love about religious people is their complete inability to see the irony of their own statements.

You claim to “participate in reasoned debate, they can at least TRY to understand what the other is saying” and then go on to call me “arrogant” and “childish”.

You accuse me of mixing fact with fiction because I describe the universe as uncaring and then go on to claim “There is a god”. A claim for which there is no evidence.

I would be very interested in seeing the “scientific findings” in the Quraan. Please leave me a list of those findings with suitable references to the Quraan so I may look them up for myself.

Please note, the the Quraan is only 1400 years old, not ‘thousands’ as you mistakenly believe.

You are quite right that rescuing a child from a burning building can be described as good but it is just a word with no meaning.

The Christians who murdered tens of thousands of Muslims during the crusades described themselves as ‘good’.

Good and evil are just words. They are not forces in the universe like gravity or radiation. They do not come from gods or devils. They are words with no meaning other than that which humans ascribe to them.

Human beings create good and evil, just like we created the gods.

Chris

January 10th, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Verry funny………………. uh not?!

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